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Swat Kats Workaholics Xover

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*In the house*
Blake: "Adam, you ready to bring the smackdown on Ders?!
Adam: "(Bleep) yeah, dude! You're gonna taste the wrath of the Adam Smasher!"
Ders: "I think this is soo Immature..."
Blake: "Dammit! we gotta go to work.."

*In the office*
Adam: I seriously think The Undertaker can kick CM Punk's ass any day."
Blake: "But CM Punk is much faster than The Undertaker. So obviously, CM Punk can beat him,
Alice: "Guys, I want you meet your co-workers, This is Jake and Chance. They're be working with you for now on."
Blake: "....They're cats...How can a cat be a employee?
Alice: "Shut it, Blake! They're...Unique."
Adam: "You mean retarded?"
Alice: "Adam!"
Jake: "Nah it's cool. We don't like to be called..retarded. It's not nice. Who's he?"
Alice: That's Bradly, a down-syndrome victim. He's a nice guy."




*Outside the office*
Blake: "They're cats for god sake! They don't have no feelings."
Jake: "Hey dudes, Come to the salvage yard..We gotta tell you something...It's a secret."
Adam: "Wanna see me whip Ders ass real fast?"
Blake: "Adam! not now.."

*In the hangar*


Blake: "What the hell are Swat Kats? is it supposed to be like law enforcement?"
T-Bone: "Nope, we are Vigilantes to the cops. we fight crime."
Adam: "You mean like Batman?"
Razor: "No not batman..Ass."
(buzzing)
T-Bone: "It's Callie!"
Ders: "Who's Callie?"
Razor: "The Deputy Mayor."
T-Bone: Let's rock n' roll!"
Adam: "I prefer Metal."
T-Bone: "Adam, you're a complete dick."

*Biochemical Labs*

Dr. Viper: (Laughing) "with Katalyst 98, I will complete my fantasy city: Megaswamp city! Oh shit I forgot to lock the door!"
T-Bone: "Game's over, Viper!
Adam: "Don't make me lay the Smackdown on your...scaly ass!
Razor: "Adam, Don't (bleep) this up. Please."
(Blake shows up with a handgun)
Blake: "Nobody move! I got a gun!"
(T-Bone tackles Viper)
Comm. Feral: "This is Feral! The Enforcers will handle it from here."
Felina: "Oh shit, that guy's got a gun!"
(Felina shoots Blake in the arm)
Blake: "Ahhhh! What the (bleep) I'm on your side!"
Felina: "Sorry! do I know you?"
Blake: "No. I don't think we met."
Felina: I'm pretty sure I busted you for Weed possession."
Blake: "Are you gonna bust this guy or what?"
Felina: "Shut it, Blake."
Blake: (To Ders) "She even knows my name..!"
Viper: "HURRY THE (bleep) UP ALREADY!!


*In the hangar*

Blake: "It was fun to see that snake dude get rocked by you, Chance,"
Chance: "I thought I was going to be in The NFL for that tackle."
Jake: "Adam is such an-"
Adam: "Take that, Ders!"
Jake: "Idiot.."
Blake: Come on guys, let's go home."



THE END
The Swat Kats meet Adam Blake and Anders from Workaholics
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ZOMGart1235's avatar
lol i loved it but i think ders should've been in it more :3